Luke+Billings


 * Hello. My name is Chimichanga from the Toilet tribe, and i am a Native American. By now you may of heard about a so called hero named Christopher Columbus, but i am here to tell you the truth about that man.**


 * First off, he killed my cousin Enchilada by giving him and his entire tribe a disease called smallpox. Smallpox didn't just demolish his tribe, it destroyed 90% of the Native American population. Since the Europeans were geniuses and thought the disease was a gift from god, they didn't even care.**


 * Before the disease carriers showed up, our diet was perfectly fine. We had corn, potatoes, fish, buffalo, and turkey. We have been living off of these items since i was born, so i dont see any flaws in it.**


 * Also another genius thing the Europeans did, was completely destroy our forests. We understand you were obsessed with wood, but it wasn't necessary to nearly vanquish the entire wood supply.**


 * Sure they gave us a bunch of cool trees that give us fruits, but they also gave us a plant they made growing crops a pain it the booty. Weeds. That made growing crops a bit difficult.**